Grow, Love, Smoke Trees. Peace.

My buddy, Cypress Redwoods, received a mail order from Amazon today. The box was rather large and we asked him what it was. He ripped the box open and unleashed a glass bong about the size of Mother Redwood back near our cabins. Amazing stuff. I got lit and so did everyone else. I snuck Adam, Mrs. Brown’s student from Wilmington Elementary School, in from his cabin and got him lit as well. I think, as naturalists, we are doing a great job in teaching Adam the ways our kind. Hope Adam enlists to be a naturalists here at Camp Loma Far when he comes of age.

Cypress bought this new strain of Cannabis called The King Kong. Pretty good stuff. Not as well as the Nappy Fro I tried last weak from my dear friend, Mahalo Luna.

I’m with the kids from Wilmington elementary right now at the San Rafael Beach in northern California. Yea I know, I’m a naturalist and naturalists aren’t supposed to have any mobile devices except an emergency cellular phone. But shit man, I have this badass android right now and it’s pretty damn groovy.

So anyways, us naturalists were deported to the beach on a cheese-box with these students, who are, I must say, mind-blowingly annoying.

So I’m with Cypress in the back of the bus and considering how long the drive was from the camp to the beach, I whipped out my double-bong and asked whether he wanted to get, “royally nugged.”

Of course he said yes for who would turn down such an offer? So, we got the kids to look up to the front of the bus by yelling, “everybody look forward and let’s sing the bananaslug song!”

So they did and we both got majorly lit. Now I can’t even talk about the sea critters without laughing. I love life! Peace.

Ahhhhhh…. Just smoked a big nug in front of the students from wilmington elementary school. I am so crazy high! Got Adam from mrs. Brown’s class lit as well. Life is perfect.